The Big Bang Theory Theme - The Histrory of Everything

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The Histrory of Everything
The Big Bang Theory Theme Song - Bare Naked Ladies

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

我们的宇宙一度处于滚烫稠密之状
大概140亿年前爆炸终于开始了 等一下...

地球开始降温
自养生物来起哄
穴居人发明工具
我们建了长城（我们建了金字塔）
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
一切由大爆炸开始
其实人类历史没有多久
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
元素在微秒间便形成了
两足动物直立行走
恐龙都得认命了
想要突变 没来得及
就死光光了（屁屁都冻成了化石）
大洋和泛古陆
拜拜 才不想学你
都是爆炸惹的祸
一切从大爆炸开始
　　
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
星球会反方向运动
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼
我们完美光辉的数据将引发一场更大的爆炸

南方古猿肯定不爽我们
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记
一切从大爆炸开始
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术
一切从大爆炸开始
一切从大爆炸开始

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lovekt

這歌节奏好快  跟不上!!!!!

jiayi8180

哈哈 太可爱啦~

yellowpurple

哇！好年轻的声音啊。。。。。想到谢耳朵

yeahzyeahz

牛逼。。。，，，，太强了吧

qiwe

哈哈哈哈哈哈~赞！

年微月

  嘴皮子真利索啊，喜欢这个剧，喜欢lz唱的这歌

o0luke0o

这这这....楼主这是要逆天哇！！！这英文唱得太流畅了！！！

mm04027328

唱这个的人，绝对不是一般人，连读，发音，节奏，都如此契合伴奏。太赞了~标准的敲门声，哈哈哈~

annbo

哈一直看TBBT原来这歌有完整版呢```
JA大还是那么帅，
最后的敲门声萌爆了XD