[随笔]Love & Marriage

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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding argument in the street.

Love is dinner for two in your favourite restaurant.
Marriage is Chinese taken out.

Love is cudding on a sofa.
Marriage is declining on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is a tarmac drive.

Love is losing your appectite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing's in the bank.

Love is a flickering flame.
Marriage is flickering television.

Love is one drinking and two straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you're han enough".