[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your mother1234in conscience
[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
[Eminem]
1234 that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a 1234 if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a 1234 if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..)
[sound of static]
("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")
[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
[Dr. Dre]
Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair
[Eminem]
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
1234 this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
[Dr. Dre]
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?
[Eminem]
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
[Dr. Dre]
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
[Eminem]
Man 1234 that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio playing]
[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE 1234?!?!")
("Grady!!")
[Eminem]
1234 that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
1234 slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the 1234 you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw 1234 it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
觉得比上次的you dont know好 呵呵作者: aprincely 时间: 2007-2-15 11:26:48
what makes eminem so good is that he can pull off the crudest stuff because he's so creative in how he writes it. You rarely here songs like this. And yeah, I don't like dre in some of em's other songs but they're hilarious together in this. It pisses me off how all the conservative people only listen to his gross sex songs that are terrible(in my opinion) and basically clishe rap but then they never here these types of songs that are incredible, and em gets all this shitfor it too.作者: xiangxinpippo 时间: 2007-4-14 22:09:42
This song is just wow..and yah its creative..there are always pros and cons in this life..and there is always some part of u conscience that is thinkin bad and the other thinkin stright and u gotta make the dission to do whats right..good job to Both Eminem and Dre作者: james44444 时间: 2007-5-4 00:05:28
