让我们好好跟人家学学英语~
1．people hate big name,pig hate big fat.
人怕出名猪怕壮
2 Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.
母猪好，好一窝；公猪好，好一坡
3 what’s up?
你上了吗？
4 we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
5．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
6．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
7．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
8．you me you me
彼此彼此
9．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
10．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
11．WATCH SISTER
表妹
12．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
13．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
14．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
15．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
16．小明说：I am sorry!
老外说：I am sorry too!
小明说：I am sorry three!
老外说：What are you sorry for?
小明说：I am sorry five!
17．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
18．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
19．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
20．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
21．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your
face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。
22. If you to me no three no four, I will give you some
colour to see see!
如果你对我不三不四，我将给你点颜色瞧瞧！！
23. Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!
if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
24. Five women who don’t put on clothes play with ten
colour men happily.
五光十色
25. nine man’s power
九阳神功
26. nine women’s story
九阴真经
27. nine women catch a white bone
九阴白骨爪
28. Yelang is a big boy!
夜郎自大
29. guide of dog beating
打狗棒法
30. deepblue press
黯然销魂掌
希望不开心的人们都开心起来...
[ Last edited by 蝶つ舞 on 2006-12-5 at 18:37 ]作者: 蝶つ舞 时间: 2006-12-5 18:38:06
汗，典型的 Chinese English...作者: Evon 时间: 2006-12-5 19:29:58
we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
看到这边笑死了作者: 妃·我莫属 时间: 2006-12-6 09:37:19
额……很有想法~不错不错，估计老外会喷血~
记得有一次和老外玩black jack（刚开始叫那个为21point），然后说再要一张（give me one more card.)老外差点没吐血了~作者: №色士風浪人☆ 时间: 2006-12-6 19:21:18